10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers