10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.