10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.