10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.