10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Why not, when some because there are three.