10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."