10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.