10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.