10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.