10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!