10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.