10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez