10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.