10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)