10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm