10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."