10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.