10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)