10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes