10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake