10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.