10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth