10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."