10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com