10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.