10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--