10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon