10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"