10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders