10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.