10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."