10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.