10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!