10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fold and live to fold again
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth