10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is