10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Welcome to kicker school
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.