10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.