10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."