10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.