10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...