10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!