10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for loners.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05