10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)