10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"