10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth