10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-