10 Random Poker Quotes

Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
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