10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.