10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.