10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.